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Andy Gibb and a jar of Vasoline
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Chewbop
2004-06-01 01:26:31 UTC
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Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always considered
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?

Chewbop

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SHERIFF. OF. HONK. HONK.
2004-06-01 23:20:20 UTC
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Post by Chewbop
Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always considered
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?
Chewbop
He's dead. You still playing with his balls?
ripper
2004-06-02 00:36:41 UTC
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Post by SHERIFF. OF. HONK. HONK.
Post by Chewbop
Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always considered
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?
Chewbop
He's dead.
I thought it was Maurice who was dead. I know one of them died not too
terribly long ago.
Post by SHERIFF. OF. HONK. HONK.
You still playing with his balls?
I'm sure Chewslop wishes he was........:-) LOFL.
SW
2004-06-11 20:12:17 UTC
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Post by ripper
Post by SHERIFF. OF. HONK. HONK.
Post by Chewbop
Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always considered
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?
Chewbop
He's dead.
I thought it was Maurice who was dead. I know one of them died not too
terribly long ago.
Post by SHERIFF. OF. HONK. HONK.
You still playing with his balls?
I'm sure Chewslop wishes he was........:-) LOFL.
x***@monoman.com
2004-06-02 00:44:14 UTC
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On Tue, 1 Jun 2004 16:20:20 -0700, "SHERIFF. OF. HONK. HONK."
Post by SHERIFF. OF. HONK. HONK.
Post by Chewbop
Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always considered
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?
Chewbop
He's dead. You still playing with his balls?
oh yes, he's so stiff.
Charlie
2004-06-02 02:23:53 UTC
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Post by Chewbop
Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always considered
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?
Chewbop
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Just for the record: Andy Gibb was not a Bee Gee although he was a
Brother Gibb.
Mister Charlie
2004-06-02 02:33:19 UTC
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Post by Charlie
Post by Chewbop
Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always
considered
Post by Charlie
Post by Chewbop
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?
Chewbop
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Just for the record: Andy Gibb was not a Bee Gee although he was a
Brother Gibb.
Yeah, just where DO trolls get their educations these days?
Not Charlie
2004-06-02 02:38:58 UTC
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Post by Charlie
Just for the record: Andy Gibb was not a Bee Gee although he was a
Brother Gibb.
Hey - thanks, Charlie! You're a pal! This is just the kind of helpful post
that we need in these troll-filled times. Cheers!

PS-
Tell us more about this "record" you mentioned - is it by Andy himself, the
"Bee Gees", or "Brother Gibb", as you seem to be implying? Is it available
on 12"? Cheers!
Teddy
2004-06-02 12:50:28 UTC
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If this is a category on "Jeopardy!", Alex, I bet it's gonna be the last one.
Chewbop
2004-06-02 11:47:17 UTC
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Post by Charlie
Post by Chewbop
Chewbops the name and debunkings the game. Ask me again and I'll tell
you the same. Today, I bare my soul to fellow homosexual Bee Gees fans
particularly those interested in one Andy Gibb. I've always considered
Andy to be the most handsome of the Bee Gees. I often longed to be the
one who held his nuts firmly in my palm while I slowly squeezed
allowing him to reach falsetto notes hereto unheard of before. This may
shock many of you who are heterosexual but with the advent of more and
more gays "cumming" forward these days and proclaiming their pride at
being gay, I toss my name into the ring at last. To me, Andy is the
epitome of a man.
His looks have called my nimble member to attention on many occasions
and no, just because they aren't in the limelight any longer do I
consider him to be any less important of a musician.
I often fantasize about approaching him for an autograph right after
one of his comeback performances. He is wet with sweat gracefully
exiting the stage waving to his audience and I, Chewbop, having won a
backstage pass approach him with pen in hand desiring his autograph so
that I may masterbate on it at my latter whim.
As I grasp the autograph in one hand and stroke all 4 inches of my love
with the other, I picture him singing to me. Orgasm soon follows.
Is this wrong?
Chewbop
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Just for the record: Andy Gibb was not a Bee Gee although he was a
Brother Gibb.
I wouldn't care if he was a Brother Grimm, I still lust for that man!
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