Norbert
2024-11-25 12:25:40 UTC
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PermalinkBunny, she kept suggesting that we visit Hefner's zoo and see the
llamas. Finally we went into the mansion and Hefner came down from his
bedroom. He was wearing pajamas and was surrounded by Bunnies -- one on
each arm, with others trailing behind him. "Welcome," he said, "All of
the facilities are yours. Make yourself at home."
We went to the Grotto, the large, steamy jacuzzi that Hefner had
built for nude bathing. Everyone kept wondering whch of us would
undress and swim in the nude. I knew I wouldn't. John suddenly got the
idea that it was time for Harry to take a bath. Like a mischievous kid,
he whispered in our ears that on the count of three, we all should toss
Harry into the water. John whispered, "One...two...three!" and suddenly
we pounced on him and tossed him in. Harry splashed around happily.
Then Cher climbed to the top of the rocks.
"It's so steamy in here," she said, "I've lost an eyelash."
-- May, in Loving John