Post by nobodyPost by abe slaneyPost by HarrisPost by StrabboAll issues aside.... Kerry's so freakin' funny looking! I know, my
country's leaders have been pretty hideous for the most part since
Trudeau, but John Kerry looks to me like he's going to morph into that
mascot with the moon for a head that used to be in McDonald's
commercials - Mac Tonight.
Kerry funny looking? Did you ever see Lyndon Johnson?
Hell, I could picture Kerry's face on a 50-cent piece or a 10 dollar bill.
Art H.
Bill Maher had a great line about Kerry looking like the tree that
doesn't like having his apples picked, in the Wizard of Oz. LOL!
That is perfect. They oughta put it on campaign buttons for the Bush
democrats who would prefer to finish what we started in Afghanistan to
giving over the Presidency to a guy who can't seem to make up his mind
about what he believes in (supporting the troops in Viet Nam, or
joining Hanoi Jane at a rally) and can't seem to recall that among all
Senators, he accepted more special interest money than any other...
And please don't forget, he's also married to one of the richest
heiresses in America. How'd you like to have Nancy Reagan times ten in
the White House... oh, the Porthault sheets! Ah, rich people culture,
back in the WH!
Wonder if any of the deer or rabbit or fox he's shot in his career as
a blueblooded hunter have ended up on his dinner table, or on his
wife's back as a scarf.
Yeah, those Dems really know how to run a good solid campaign. They
*care* about the little guy. LOL!
Kerry Would Be Third-Richest U.S. President
Dan Ackman, 02.13.04, 7:00 AM ET
NEW YORK - Whatever schoolboy lore says about Abe Lincoln's log cabin
or Lyndon Johnson's "Aw shucks" Texas upraising, many, if not most,
U.S. presidents were born well-to-do, and nearly all were quite well
off by the time they sought the nation's highest office.
A few presidents were spectacularly wealthy, such as the nation's
first president, George Washington, who we reckon would have made the
Forbes 400 of his day on the strength of his Virginia plantation and
his wife's fortune. Others, like Lyndon Johnson and Andrew Jackson,
used government service as a springboard to personal fortune.
If the Democratic primaries play out as expected, this year the race
for the White House will pit Sen. John F. Kerry of Massachusetts
against George W. Bush. President Bush, the second son of a president
to attain the office, made our list of the richest presidents partly
based on his claim to a family fortune, but mostly because of a
windfall on his investment in the Texas Rangers baseball franchise.
The Richest U.S. Presidents
It is difficult to compare personal wealth across historical periods,
but below is our best estimate of the relative net worths of the
richest five U.S. presidents. The rankings are based on our own
calculations and extensive interviews with presidential historians.
Rank
Name
Party
Term
1.
George Washington
Federalist
1789-1797
2.
John F. Kennedy
Democrat
1961-1963
John F. Kerry*
Democrat
NA
3.
Andrew Jackson
Democrat
1829-1837
4.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Democrat
1963-1969
5.
Herbert Hoover
Republican
1929-1933
* Candidate. NA: not applicable.
Sen. Kerry, like the last JFK from Massachusetts to serve as
commander in chief, is also extremely wealthy. We estimate his family
fortune at $525 million, which would make him, if elected, the
third-richest president ever. But the key word is "family." The Kerry
money comes from his wife, Theresa Heinz Kerry, who inherited it from
her late husband, Sen. John Heinz III of the Heinz food family.
This puts Kerry in a situation somewhat similar to President
Kennedy's. President Kennedy's father, Joseph, and his mother, Rose,
were both still alive when JFK was in office and when he was
assassinated, so John never inherited even a share of the Kennedy
family fortune, which we estimated to be worth $850 million at its
height in 1990.
But Joseph Kennedy was, under campaign finance laws at the time, free
to spend basically as he wished on his son's electioneering efforts,
which he certainly did.
Here John Kennedy and candidate Kerry part company. Current federal
law prohibits wife Theresa from donating more than $2,000 to her
husband's campaign. Indeed, in December, when Howard Dean was riding
high, Kerry mortgaged his share of his family townhouse on Boston's
Beacon Hill to raise money for his campaign.
In the course of his career, Kerry's campaigns have received
substantial funding from employees and affiliates of such companies as
Fleet Boston Financial (nyse: FBH - news - people ), Time Warner
(nyse: TWX - news - people ), Citigroup (nyse: C - news -
people ) and Goldman Sachs (nyse: GS - news - people ), according
to the Center for Public Integrity, a Washington, D.C.-based
investigative group. Corporate lawyer firms like Boston-based Mintz,
Levin, Cohn, Ferris, Glovsky and Popeo and New York-based Skadden,
Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom have also been big backers.
While there are limits on what Theresa Heinz Kerry might contribute to
her husband's campaign, she may, depending on how current law is
construed, be able to spend as much of her own money as she wishes on
"issue ads"--advertisements that advance a cause or theme. She might
also contribute unlimited sums to other groups running their own issue
ads.
Of course, if Sen. Kerry's campaign were to benefit from spousal
spending, there would inevitably be allegations that he was exploiting
a loophole. Others would say that the candidate was simply countering
the incumbent president's huge lead in fundraising.
Either way, this was the kind of issue that the widow Martha Dandridge
Curtis, who married the legendarily forthright Washington--cherry tree
and all that--never had to worry about.
http://www.forbes.com/2004/02/13/cx_da_0213kerry.html